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Post by flowingstar on Jan 22, 2007 15:04:55 GMT -5
Rules: why did i fall off my new bike? becuase i mopped the floor today! why did my dog bark all day? because i folded the towles too!
I'll start Why do we have a t.v.?
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Post by willowtail on Feb 4, 2007 17:11:53 GMT -5
Beacause the peinguins at the south pole think that TV will make aliens come, so they shipped them all here. Why do feathers make you sneeze?
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Post by silentstar on Feb 5, 2007 15:29:57 GMT -5
because the feathers name is sneeze! why do cats purr?
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Post by willowtail on Feb 5, 2007 15:44:14 GMT -5
Beacause long age, in acient Egypt, a prince, Opolopo Baloney Head, gave a cat chocolate milk that made it rumble! Why do dogs eat so much?
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Post by flowingstar on Feb 6, 2007 18:39:31 GMT -5
(The answers are supposed to make no sense ) Because I like cheese!!! Why does my sweatshirt say, "Rock on!"?
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Post by willowtail on Feb 7, 2007 17:32:43 GMT -5
Beacause on the way to school a swarm on bees came and dropped honey all over you, you went to the pond to clean it off, but you got sucked into tho the ocean, where you were taken to chinatown california where you ate at a restrant that took you to the 77th dimension, where the Ishoys were short on plain sweatshirts so you got one that said rock on. Why am I so freezind cold?
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Post by silentstar on Feb 8, 2007 4:42:38 GMT -5
because you didnt do the mascarita (i think thats how you spell it...) why do you have mobile phones?
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Post by willowtail on Feb 8, 2007 17:04:12 GMT -5
Beacause the platypuses on mars shruk them Why do I have coke? (Soda)
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Post by silentstar on Feb 8, 2007 17:24:55 GMT -5
because a mad scientist was born why do cats have whiskers?
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Post by flowingstar on Feb 9, 2007 14:14:11 GMT -5
Because I don't have a bunny Why is my hair short?
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Post by willowtail on Feb 9, 2007 15:21:56 GMT -5
Beacause a madwoman came down with long claws and cut it all off. Why did I just drink juice?
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Post by silentstar on Feb 9, 2007 15:23:50 GMT -5
because my cat yawned.
why did i just have chocolate?
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Post by flowingstar on Feb 9, 2007 15:23:58 GMT -5
Because you had a heart attack! Why am I randomly squinting?
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Post by willowtail on Feb 10, 2007 9:34:34 GMT -5
Beacause a ghost just came and tickled your nose with a feather Why am a on aa swivel chair in my room?
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Post by silentstar on Feb 11, 2007 6:49:10 GMT -5
because my cat meowed why am i sitting on an army commander chair? (i am! my dad bought it... ¬ ¬)
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