Post by flowingstar on Jan 22, 2007 16:22:19 GMT -5
My friend from another site wrote this!!! IT IS SO FUNNY!!!
*Brambleclaw stares down at a black rock with wide eyes*
Squirrelflight- Um, Brambleclaw, what are you doing?
*Brambleclaw continues to stare*
Squirrelflight- *Follows his stare* What is that?
Brambleclaw- *Shruggs* I don't know *thinks* It looks like a turd
Squirrelflight-Okay, and how do you know that?
Brambleclaw- Its black and nonliving *keeps staring*
Squirrelflight- *Looks at Brambleclaw like he's wierd* And you asume its a turd......
*Brambleclaw nodds*
Squirrelflight- Ok, then I dare you to touch it! *Grins*
Brambleclaw- *Looks up at Squirrelflight* Are you mouse-brained! I ain't touchin a TURD!
Squirrelflight- Well, I seriously don't think its a turd...
Brambleclaw- *Sighs* Fine, I'll touch it, but if it really is a turd and I get it on my paws, you cleaning it FOR me! *Touches the rock*
Squirrelflight- Well?
Brambleclaw- WOW, thats some hard turd!
Squirrelflight- *Rolls her eyes* Hey Leafpool!
Leafpool- Hey guys!
Squirrelflight- Do you think this is a turd?
Leafpool- *Gives rock a hard stare* Bob! I finally found you!
*Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight exchange a glance*
Brambleclaw- Err...Bob?
Leafpool- *nods* Yes, he's mine and Crowfeather's kit! *purrs*
Squirrelflight- I thought you broke up with Crowfeather, er....and why is Bob your kit? HOW is Bob you kit?
Leafpool- THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!! *growls*
Brambleclaw- *Is confuzzled* So Bob the turd is your kit?
Leafpool- BOB IS NOT A TURD!!! *Glares at Brambleclaw) HE'S MY KIT!!
Silverstream- *Yawns* Hey, you know that Ferncloud stayed up all night watching that stupid so called "TV"
Brambleclaw- *Stares in awe*
Squirrelflight- Brambleclaw, what is your problem NOW! *hisses*
Silverstream- Do you guys know where Graystripe is?
Squirrelflight- Oh, he's over-
Brambleclaw- *Mews really fast* Graystripe ran away last night because he was afraid of Tigerstar getting him in the dark
Silverstream- Ok...Graystripe always said that he wanted to rip Tigerstar's fur off someday...I'll go look for him
Brambleclaw- *Jumps to his paws* I'll come with you!
Squirrelflight- *Is getting jealous*
Tigerstar- Oh Silverstream! I love you you love me, were a happy family...*continues to sing the barney song in a sissy femine voice*
Silverstream- *Rolls her eyes* I'm going, NOW!! *Runs away from Tigerstar*
Tigerstar- Hey where are you going sweetheart! *Runs after Silvertsream while singing the barney song*
Brambleclaw- *Gets jealous and unsheaths claws* Hey Tigerstar! I don't care if your my father, but LEAVE SILVERSTREAM ALONE!! *Darts after Tigerstar*
Squirrelflight- Thats toms for ya
Leafpool- *Nodds and grabbs Bob* Don't touch Bob EVER AGAIN!!!
In The Forest
Silverstream- Graystripe, where are you! *Still is running from Tigerstar*
Tigerstar- You can't hide from me forever Silverstream, you know you love me!
Brambleclaw- Leave Silverstream alone!
Graystripe- I'm over here! *Colides into Silverstream*
Silver+Gray- OUCH!!!
Tigerstar- There you are Silverstream! *Gasps* What are you doing with him!
Silverstream- *Sighs* Here, have a cookie!
*Tigerstar eats cookie* I want MORE!!!
Graystripe- I only went to find Feathertail and Stormfur, but I only got the message machine....
Feathertail- Sorry dad, Stormfur didn't want to come because he's too busy playing his new Playstation...
Graystripe- Stormfur was always a video game freak
Brambleclaw- Feathertail!! I thought you were dead! *Looks at Silverstream*
Silverstream- Tigerstar, for one, just leave me alone! *wacks him in the face*
Graystripe- Tigerstar, do you want the cookie?
Tigerstar- Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie!!
Feathertail- I never died Brambleclaw...and would you stop looking at me like that?
Brambleclaw- *Stares some more*
Graystripe- Then go get it! *Throws cookie into the river*
Tigerstar- Cookie NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *Jumps in the river*
Graystripe- And good ridance!
Silverstream-Finally!
Firestar- Yo hey, waz up peeps!
Stormfur- Yo Firestar!
Firestar- Yo Stormfur!
Stormfur- Yo!
Firestar- Yo!
Stormfur- Yo!
Firestar- Yo!
Graystripe- What is with you guys and the yos?
Feathertail- Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that part, they both are taking this so called language "yo"
Brambleclaw- *Still stares at Feathertail*
Tigerstar- *Cries* My Cookie is GONE!! *Cries*
Silverstream- *Rolls eyes*
Fire+Storm- Yo you, yo yeah, yo bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!
Tigerstar- Hey Silverstream, I could decorate your den with pretty pink flowers, and pink walls and instead of that stupid dirt floor we could put in pink tiles....*And goes on in a sissy femine voice*
*Silverstream runs away*
Brambleclaw- Where is Squirrelflight *Runs and falls in the river*
Feathertail- Thats the last of him!
Crowfeather- Yo Feathertail sup! You want to see Bob? Be careful he is fragile...
Feathertail- Its a rock, why did you name a rock?
Crowfeather- I didn't, Leafpool did, I told her we should have named him Wilbur, but did she listen, no!
Fire+Storm- YO! Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Crowfeather- What the heck is wrong with them?
Feathertail- They both took stupid pills this morning, probably got amniesa from it...
Leopardstar- Feathertail, what are you doing with Crowfeather, he's a WindClan cat!! *Glares*
Feathertail- *Off Topic* Hey, Leopardstar, there is a humungous cookie at the bottom of that ledge!
Leopardstar- Really? *Jumps off the highest cliff in the universe and dies*
Crowfeather- That was smart...
Leafpool- Look what you did to Bob!!! *Takes Bob away from Crowfeather*
Feathertail- I'm going home...
Brambleclaw- I'm coming with you! *Runs after Feathertail*
Leaf+Crow- *Rolls eyes*
Squirrelflight- What is he doing with Feathertail now!! *Runs after Brambleclaw*
Leafpool- Brambleclaw is easily attracted to she-cats
Crowfeather- *Nodds*
Firestar- No, yo yo you!
Stormfur- No, yo yo yo yo yo you! *Grins*
Firestar- No, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo you!
Stormfur- No, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Firestar- No! Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo you!!!
Stormfur- Fine!! Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YOU!!!
Firestar- FINE you win that time! *Growls in annoyance*
Stormfur- Ha! You admit it!
Darkstripe- Hahahahaha!! I shall now rule the forest!! Mwhaaaaa!! *Bob magically pushes Darkstripe of the cliff and Darkstripe dies*
Firestar- *Gasps* Darkstripe nooo!! *Pushes Bob off the cliff in revenge*
Leaf+Crow- Nooo!!!
*Leafpool pushes Firestar off the cliff while Crowfeather jumps off the edge in slow motion, gets Bob and comes back up in slow motion*
Leafpool- I will NEVER let ANYTHING happen to you Bob!
Tigerstar- *Cries* Silverstream left me! *Cries some more* Stupid Graystripe, he took Silverstream away from me! *Looks at Leafpool and falls in love with her* Hey Leafpool, I love you, you love me, were a happy family...*Continues to sing the barney song*
*Leafpool runs away while Crowfeather beats Tigerstar up*
Tigerstar- Hey what are you doing..no no nooo!! *Dies*
*Brambleclaw stares down at a black rock with wide eyes*
Squirrelflight- Um, Brambleclaw, what are you doing?
*Brambleclaw continues to stare*
Squirrelflight- *Follows his stare* What is that?
Brambleclaw- *Shruggs* I don't know *thinks* It looks like a turd
Squirrelflight-Okay, and how do you know that?
Brambleclaw- Its black and nonliving *keeps staring*
Squirrelflight- *Looks at Brambleclaw like he's wierd* And you asume its a turd......
*Brambleclaw nodds*
Squirrelflight- Ok, then I dare you to touch it! *Grins*
Brambleclaw- *Looks up at Squirrelflight* Are you mouse-brained! I ain't touchin a TURD!
Squirrelflight- Well, I seriously don't think its a turd...
Brambleclaw- *Sighs* Fine, I'll touch it, but if it really is a turd and I get it on my paws, you cleaning it FOR me! *Touches the rock*
Squirrelflight- Well?
Brambleclaw- WOW, thats some hard turd!
Squirrelflight- *Rolls her eyes* Hey Leafpool!
Leafpool- Hey guys!
Squirrelflight- Do you think this is a turd?
Leafpool- *Gives rock a hard stare* Bob! I finally found you!
*Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight exchange a glance*
Brambleclaw- Err...Bob?
Leafpool- *nods* Yes, he's mine and Crowfeather's kit! *purrs*
Squirrelflight- I thought you broke up with Crowfeather, er....and why is Bob your kit? HOW is Bob you kit?
Leafpool- THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!! *growls*
Brambleclaw- *Is confuzzled* So Bob the turd is your kit?
Leafpool- BOB IS NOT A TURD!!! *Glares at Brambleclaw) HE'S MY KIT!!
Silverstream- *Yawns* Hey, you know that Ferncloud stayed up all night watching that stupid so called "TV"
Brambleclaw- *Stares in awe*
Squirrelflight- Brambleclaw, what is your problem NOW! *hisses*
Silverstream- Do you guys know where Graystripe is?
Squirrelflight- Oh, he's over-
Brambleclaw- *Mews really fast* Graystripe ran away last night because he was afraid of Tigerstar getting him in the dark
Silverstream- Ok...Graystripe always said that he wanted to rip Tigerstar's fur off someday...I'll go look for him
Brambleclaw- *Jumps to his paws* I'll come with you!
Squirrelflight- *Is getting jealous*
Tigerstar- Oh Silverstream! I love you you love me, were a happy family...*continues to sing the barney song in a sissy femine voice*
Silverstream- *Rolls her eyes* I'm going, NOW!! *Runs away from Tigerstar*
Tigerstar- Hey where are you going sweetheart! *Runs after Silvertsream while singing the barney song*
Brambleclaw- *Gets jealous and unsheaths claws* Hey Tigerstar! I don't care if your my father, but LEAVE SILVERSTREAM ALONE!! *Darts after Tigerstar*
Squirrelflight- Thats toms for ya
Leafpool- *Nodds and grabbs Bob* Don't touch Bob EVER AGAIN!!!
In The Forest
Silverstream- Graystripe, where are you! *Still is running from Tigerstar*
Tigerstar- You can't hide from me forever Silverstream, you know you love me!
Brambleclaw- Leave Silverstream alone!
Graystripe- I'm over here! *Colides into Silverstream*
Silver+Gray- OUCH!!!
Tigerstar- There you are Silverstream! *Gasps* What are you doing with him!
Silverstream- *Sighs* Here, have a cookie!
*Tigerstar eats cookie* I want MORE!!!
Graystripe- I only went to find Feathertail and Stormfur, but I only got the message machine....
Feathertail- Sorry dad, Stormfur didn't want to come because he's too busy playing his new Playstation...
Graystripe- Stormfur was always a video game freak
Brambleclaw- Feathertail!! I thought you were dead! *Looks at Silverstream*
Silverstream- Tigerstar, for one, just leave me alone! *wacks him in the face*
Graystripe- Tigerstar, do you want the cookie?
Tigerstar- Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie!!
Feathertail- I never died Brambleclaw...and would you stop looking at me like that?
Brambleclaw- *Stares some more*
Graystripe- Then go get it! *Throws cookie into the river*
Tigerstar- Cookie NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *Jumps in the river*
Graystripe- And good ridance!
Silverstream-Finally!
Firestar- Yo hey, waz up peeps!
Stormfur- Yo Firestar!
Firestar- Yo Stormfur!
Stormfur- Yo!
Firestar- Yo!
Stormfur- Yo!
Firestar- Yo!
Graystripe- What is with you guys and the yos?
Feathertail- Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that part, they both are taking this so called language "yo"
Brambleclaw- *Still stares at Feathertail*
Tigerstar- *Cries* My Cookie is GONE!! *Cries*
Silverstream- *Rolls eyes*
Fire+Storm- Yo you, yo yeah, yo bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!
Tigerstar- Hey Silverstream, I could decorate your den with pretty pink flowers, and pink walls and instead of that stupid dirt floor we could put in pink tiles....*And goes on in a sissy femine voice*
*Silverstream runs away*
Brambleclaw- Where is Squirrelflight *Runs and falls in the river*
Feathertail- Thats the last of him!
Crowfeather- Yo Feathertail sup! You want to see Bob? Be careful he is fragile...
Feathertail- Its a rock, why did you name a rock?
Crowfeather- I didn't, Leafpool did, I told her we should have named him Wilbur, but did she listen, no!
Fire+Storm- YO! Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Crowfeather- What the heck is wrong with them?
Feathertail- They both took stupid pills this morning, probably got amniesa from it...
Leopardstar- Feathertail, what are you doing with Crowfeather, he's a WindClan cat!! *Glares*
Feathertail- *Off Topic* Hey, Leopardstar, there is a humungous cookie at the bottom of that ledge!
Leopardstar- Really? *Jumps off the highest cliff in the universe and dies*
Crowfeather- That was smart...
Leafpool- Look what you did to Bob!!! *Takes Bob away from Crowfeather*
Feathertail- I'm going home...
Brambleclaw- I'm coming with you! *Runs after Feathertail*
Leaf+Crow- *Rolls eyes*
Squirrelflight- What is he doing with Feathertail now!! *Runs after Brambleclaw*
Leafpool- Brambleclaw is easily attracted to she-cats
Crowfeather- *Nodds*
Firestar- No, yo yo you!
Stormfur- No, yo yo yo yo yo you! *Grins*
Firestar- No, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo you!
Stormfur- No, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Firestar- No! Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo you!!!
Stormfur- Fine!! Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YOU!!!
Firestar- FINE you win that time! *Growls in annoyance*
Stormfur- Ha! You admit it!
Darkstripe- Hahahahaha!! I shall now rule the forest!! Mwhaaaaa!! *Bob magically pushes Darkstripe of the cliff and Darkstripe dies*
Firestar- *Gasps* Darkstripe nooo!! *Pushes Bob off the cliff in revenge*
Leaf+Crow- Nooo!!!
*Leafpool pushes Firestar off the cliff while Crowfeather jumps off the edge in slow motion, gets Bob and comes back up in slow motion*
Leafpool- I will NEVER let ANYTHING happen to you Bob!
Tigerstar- *Cries* Silverstream left me! *Cries some more* Stupid Graystripe, he took Silverstream away from me! *Looks at Leafpool and falls in love with her* Hey Leafpool, I love you, you love me, were a happy family...*Continues to sing the barney song*
*Leafpool runs away while Crowfeather beats Tigerstar up*
Tigerstar- Hey what are you doing..no no nooo!! *Dies*
